Monday, December 7, 2009
Q & A WITH THE NAMELESS CYNIC ~~~
So in his defense, he has enlisted the former Air Force cadet Bill (Why should I change for you) Minnich to come in here and smack me around while my mother’s life ebbs.
Instead of me allowing him to comment off the page, I have decided to use his comments to perform this interview. These are the words used by Bill Minnich in actual comments he has made. I have added nothing except my questions:
Eman: Good day Mr. Bill and welcome back to the arena of reality. Why would you come to a blog that has fact and truth as its principles?
Bill: I'm just curious.
Eman: Oh I see. So you come here to defend your little lap dog I assume.
Bill: “Are you for real?”
Eman: Bill I assure you everything you see and read on this blog is very real. I brought it to life just for that reason. I intend to shine the light of truth on your very dark and rudderless friend and on you as well. This is my quest, my passion. I am also a man of my word. I intend to make good on what I say because words mean things here.
Bill: “So…based on him asking if your mother let you out of the basement, you're feeling violent?”
Eman: Who said anything about violence Bill?
Bill: Is that how this is playing out?
Eman: Did I say anything violent to your little lap dog Bill?
Bill: I mean, come on. I've still got "Uncle Slam" (among other names he uses) sending responses to me, even after he was voted off the island. (You've got them too - the difference is, you still print them - not clear why that is...) I just delete them without reading them.
Eman: Now that you have vividly displayed your AADD ( that’s Adult Attention Deficit Disorder for those of you in Rio Rancho) and changed the subject Bill, where did I say anything violent to Dio-rreah?
Bill: You've heaped abuse on him for months. But based on him asking if your mother let you out of the basement, you're feeling violent.
Eman: The verbal abuse you speak of was NEVER started here. It began on your blog Bill, (which you still printed… Not clear why that is…) and I chose to defend my honor, which I have and which I have the right to defend even though you did not step in to stop him when it continued. I can’t help it if Dio-rreah comes to a verbal altercation unarmed. Is that why he asked you to come here today and defend him?
Bill: Is that how this is playing out?
Eman: Yes it is Bill. You lack the facts, but I don’t hold you accountable, I mean, after all, you’re a liberal.
Bill: You've heaped abuse on him for months.
Eman: Feels like years Bill, but I digress. He came to my blog first. I did not invite him or encourage him to stay, but he persisted, and his verbal assaults and insults were the garden variety verbiage of a third grader with a bad vocabulary. He initiated and he persisted. Now I don’t know about you because after all you’re Air Force assertions have come into question by Uncle Slam and to be honest, he has some valid points that beg verification, but I defend myself Bill. You recently called me “chubby” and did I respond to this? No. Why did you say that Bill?
Bill: This is what Jesus would do.
Eman: I see. So he is one you emulate now?
Bill: Is that how this is playing out? I mean, come on. Are you for real?
Eman: As real as Jesus is Bill.
Bill: After all the sick, sad things you've said about Diogenes, after all the things you've said about both him, and about me. You’ve got…what? A 10 mile by 10 mile picture of some city in America?
Eman: Bill, you and Dio-rreah are sad, and sick, and the picture is Dio-rreah’s neighborhood in Colorado Springs. I’m sharing information with him, to let him know I know where he lives.
Bill: I'm just curious… you feeling violent?
Eman: Time heals wounds Mr. Bill but this one cut me deep. One thing you liberals always want to do is take our guns away. Now I know why: So you and Dio-retic feel safe talking like a jackass. I want to meet him. I want to ask his neighbors what they think about him. I want to look my accuser in the eye, and I have that right, unless you say I don’t and then of course, I would not have that right because a liberal said so. I know what you’re thinking Bill. You want to save your friend from any pain I may cause him. It’s all about feelings with you liberals. (That and the recipes you have placed on your blog the last few weeks…not clear why that is but… Yes I visited after I saw your comments here…Just for giggles)
Bill: So, let me be clear on this…
Eman: No Bill, you can’t be clear. That’s the whole problem. You and your Dio-retic friend muddy the water and piss on my Wheaties every chance you get, and I no longer wish to listen to your intellectually sophomoric manure. This is between Dio-rreah and me. Let the wimp fight for himself. You can leave now and like your friend, you are not welcome back. Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go. You would be the ladder. So go…Make us happy Bill.
And Merry CHRISTmas!!!
(All words used in the “Bill” responses were taken directly from his two comments posted last night on this blog. Female voice of “Bill” impersonated. All Rights can be found in “The Bill Of Rights” at the Library of Congress or your local WI-FI network.)